Chaos Dragon Reigns Supreme

bobsterarofficial
Jun 13
3 min read

In a shocking turn of events, the favorite to win, Miwa, has been defeated by the mysterious contestant, Dragon! It seems the impenetrable golden spear isn't so impenetrable, or perhaps, the dragon's scales were indestructible. Nobody could have predicted it, because nobody knew what Dragon was up to.

While Miwa was boasting about her supreme power, Dragon, from atop his nest, watched closely with his coach, Clone Peanut. They looked at her battles, analyzed her skills, and to them, victory wasn't just possible, it was expected. It seems number 1 is still number 1, no matter the game.

I interviewed Panda Roy, the Analyst, who had bet on Dragon during the match, who said that, though, it was supposed to be a risky bet based entirely on Dragon's volatile expertise, serving as the ultimate sword and shield, and his wickedly evil internet, in the whole match, Miwa was absolutely outclassed for most of the game. And Roy is a father of Miwa. He also wanted me to clarify Delay was the wife in the relationship.

Miwa's not given up yet, however, telling me, "Losing to Dragon doesn't mean I've lost BRL. I'll come back way better."

But what does Dragon have to say?

"GG tuff fight and tuff opponent"

The Anomaly of Europe

I've gotten not only an interview with Peason, the dark horse of the EU bracket that appeared out of nowhere and is now whooping everyone, but I had an extremely fun spar with him on random queue. Not only is he mainly self-taught, with his coach being Dizzy, he likes flick more than META. He has a long range bias, favoring chip with balls, but he is also somehow great at melee as well, capable of clever flow dashes and stunlock. Did I mention that he is also a great volatile player that can put explode on everything?

What we do know about him is that he comes from the foreign land of Elementals Divided, and that he has theories about the Will Issue... (Contact him for more information)

Stay tuned for his match against the favorite-to-win, LauritsLund.

Bodders Lives!

Turns out, Bodders is not out of BRL just yet, and Shark Roy accidentally inputted scores! He isn't done yet, so watch your back, Fennx!

Keburisu Out, GaLactic Locked In

Remember when I reported GaLactic was the underdog of EU and he got snapped in half by Bodders on his match? Guess who, 5-1ed Keburisu, a powerful fundamentalist with a love for pace? That's right, it's my boy, GaLactic, Bob News is never wrong!

Though, he seems to have a tough match ahead, facing against Muff1n_X3, who hasn't faced against any notably strong opponents yet, but has most of the Challonge votes are for her... Do they know something we don't?

We contacted Gort, Muffin's coach, and he stated she is a strong fundamentalist with great game sense and is able to handle .9 Gorts.

Owen? Owen?! OWEN?!

The Fallen Hero, Owen, has been felled. By who? The youngest Bob of the Bob clan, BobDaLobta. It's always the darkest before the dawn, and GoblinGreen must take on his fate to slay the evils who stands before him. Owen's tale is not over yet, because he has become a Bob News employee thanks to his contributions! Thank you very much, Owen!