Inescapable Abyss
- bobsterarofficial
- Jul 4
- 3 min read

Sprawling in the bottom is BottomFeeder, the up and coming contestant that went under the radar but surpassed everyone's expectations, and trying to fly away from the void is Will962k, the number two of the Elements Trio, the hold flight prodigy, and someone I said retired from BRL, but only forfeited his previous match, only to get 4-0ed by BottomFeeder and dragged into the abyss.
As the score suggests, the fights was not even close between the two, and we may never see Will ever again. At this point in BRL, all style players have been eliminated, the natural course of a competitive tournament.
But it's a win-win scenario, since Will wasn't too keen on competing anymore, and BottomFeeder gets to advance forward.
Most of the spectators bet on Will, but if you were a true Bobhead, you knew BottomFeeder was the way to go, and I now have so much coints (channel points) in my pocket now.
Just how far will BottomFeeder go? To GoblinGreen? To Miwa? Or perhaps, to the legendary Dragon, himself.
Last Heir Beats Up Cardboard
Korbin, the last heir, has slain Cardboard, Panda Roy's student. She now officially has the longest lifespan among Therapist's students, making it to Loser's Round 7, facing against... Miwa.
The throne might just remain forever empty.
Miwa's Rebirth
For the past month, Miwa has been dealing with constant crashing and gameplay issues, wrestling with Rumble to make it work for her. But she advances either way, reinventing herself to play more optimally, getting worse to get better. She has already abandoned the heavy chip she was known for back then, and when we see her next, she may be an entirely different player.
Dragon.
The word "Dragon" holds a heavy weight. In all regions of the world, they simultaneously developed the idea of a titanic, fire-breathing, reptilian monster separate from each other and feared it. In every story with them, dragons are the strongest monsters, sometimes rivaling gods themselves. The word "Dragon" is not to be used frivolously.
And our undefeated contestant, Dragon, is a dragon amongst men, destroying GoblinGreen 4-2, and in this level of competition, that means Goblin was completely outclassed.
I came to the fight with expectations of how it would all go down, an epic fight between the two, but I didn't expect a complete stomp. These two were on completely different weight classes, especially when Dragon flicked around and went one round without shiftstones.
Goblin has decided to take a step away from playing to win and focus more on fun.
Life is not a fairy tale, and the Hero falls to the Dragon.
Content Contest Season 3
MusicalMemoir is hosting another fabulous event with Content Contest Season 3! If you've been wanting to make Rumble content for a long time, here's your chance! Shoeless will be there in the reveal stream, and it could be YOUR content that he's enjoying! And the prize? Memberships to his Patreon! Go to the RUMBLE Community Tournaments server or contact MusicalMemoir for more details!
PORC Season 12
The next season of the Pro Online Rumble Competition (PORC), the well-known competitive Rumble tournament, is starting August 1! Get in now or miss it!
Clubs, Clubs, Clubs!
How can you tell if I'm running out of news?... Well, anyways, did you know there are many clubs in Rumble, with the most active ones being Religion, Philosophy, Toki Pona, Rumble Sign Language, Film, and Magic the Gathering? Just check the events on the Shoeless Dojo and make some new friends!
Cutting-edge technology
Nobody sent me any tech, so you're getting a tech concept this time!
This one is from Grand, and it's called the Reverse Mojodash, and it's probably a client-sided tech.
Utilizing betweener technology, it requires the user to find grounded debris, go into the base pose, straight, and then disk.
If you're interested, try and lab it out and tell us how it goes and if it's possible!
Cool Stuff!!!
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