To Be a Dragon Slayer
The Hero watches the Dragon soar once more, returning to its nest to slumber. They know they are no match for the beast, so they must study it.
This is the match between GoblinGreen and Dragon, the Hero and the Dragon, a tale as old as time. Bob News has snagged exclusive interviews, bringing you the freshest news on this highly anticipated match.
When asked about how they felt during the match, Goblin responded, "It's gonna be difficult for sure, but I feel like I can win with a little bit of luck." They plan to learn strupper explode for the match, perhaps to use Dragon's volatile to their advantage. As the old saying goes, volatile is half a shiftstone for your opponent.
Dragon, meanwhile, said, "Lil nervous cause haven't been able to play for past two weeks, but I’m still confident I can win." It seems that despite his break, his power has not diminished. Like a dragon, even without anger, he commands respect. Roy, the Analyst, using his deep understanding of past matches and historical records, analyzes that Dragon has a 90% chance to win, and the 10% chance that Goblin will win is either luck or unexpected training to counter Dragon.
The scheduling on this match is a bit messy, but stay tuned for when it does happen.
Lobster Out of Water
BobDaLobta of the Bob Clan, has been knocked out of the tournament by CardboardSandwich 5-7. He will get 100 lashings.
One Heir Remains
Beepsounds, the only royal heir to have attempted Excalibur, has been killed by NotBarry 2-4, leaving Korbin as the final heir. The throne remains empty, but Korbin is going strong, defeating BrosephJoseph 5-1.
The Sun Devours
Goblin, the Hero, has always advocated for the beauty of the Sun, it who allows life to exist, the rock fruits to bloom, and gives warmth to your body.
But today, BottomFeeder, during his match against NotBarry, the one who seeks to devour the Sun, has seen the other side of the argument. NotBarry was devoured by the very thing it swore to devour, suffering from heatstroke and losing 3-4 because of that.
The Sun also kills, and knowing that, BottomFeeder has become a hero for the other side, seeking to feed NotBarry the Sun, saving Rumble (and all of Europe) from heatstroke.
Somewhere In Space
Roy the Shark has been sent into space and out of the tournament by Bodders, losing 1-5. During his stay up here, he has hit a Weaver of Space, flicking a cube mid cube flick flight and bringing both cubes down on his opponent.
A Rival's Promise
A promise that will never be fulfilled. Bodders is out, defeated by Kavaroots 2-4, and will never fight his rival, Fennx, in BRL ever again.
Salty and Bitter
Contestant Zach has crashed out after losing to BottomFeeder, cussing at everyone and retiring from Rumble, also irresponsibly blaming his coach, Agile, for it. Real stinky behavior.
Give your condolences to Agile who has wasted his time on such a player.
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