The Great Chez Epidemic

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Recently, Bob News has discovered a concerning "Chezification," or more commonly known as "Bumification," of all things surrounding the release of BRL s3. First, we have Chez's disciples of Barry Smithst, who hasn't actually shown much "bum factor," and Bobsterar, the Second, which was frequently accused of sounding like Chez with a strong accent and also a bum. I wouldn't have reported this if it was only localized to rumblers Chez has touched, but it truly gets scary once we look beyond that.

Namely, Miwa, the Golden Spear, and Mystic Pagwen, the Basketball Wizard. Miwa is just Chez. No, seriously. She, like Chez, is the favorite to win in the beginning and is famous for glazing herself every chance she gets, despite not being his disciple. It's to the point where we might need Delay to get a DNA test, because that might not be his daughter. Mystic Pagwen, though Bob News hasn't seen him play, has a very "Dunk"-like name, which if you don't know, "the Dunk" was Chez's renowned signature move.

Of course, that's just a theory, a Chez Theory!

BRL Sign Ups Started

The sign up to the BRL season 3 tournament has officially started! The brackets have not been finalized, but it means the start is drawing near. It's also BRL's 1st year anniversary! What an exciting time to be a BRL fan!

Europe: https://challonge.com/brleus3 North America: https://challonge.com/brlnas3

Boxy's Twin Brother?! Heavenly Talent!

Coming out of nowhere is SnakeShooter with only 2.8k BP yet fights like a 25K+ BP Diamond PORC player. His coach is a mystery, his origins is unknown, but what we do know is that he is Boxyk9's twin brother, specializing in META and stunlock, and having the same appearance, voice, personality, and love for men. Well, I think we all know who we're betting on, and it's not that Platinum II bum Miwa.

Rumble Building Contest

This is not RCL, but Musical-Memoirs, a well-respected figure in the Rumble community, has started a building contest where rumblers can build, either by themselves or with a team, anything they want for judges to vote on. Tomorrow's your last chance to join this fun and unique experience, so get in while you still have time!

The Evil Grows

In the pre-BRL tournament, the ancient evil known as Barry Smithst, Apep's Apostle, has defeated Will962k, the Hold Flight Prodigy, 4-3. This is bad news for the sun.